what they say: i just have to unplug the internet for a few seconds
what i hear: we're turning off life support

When you eat the rest of the good shit in the fridge while everyones gone.

thewisepickle:

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"I'm going to bed." hand: *accidentally scrolls down page*
eyes: *accidentally looks at posts*
fingers: *accidentally reblogs several things*
brain: *accidentally forgets to go to bed*

me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends